The Amazing Adventures of Josie and Seb

November 24, 2009

In which my cat steals my boyfriend.

Me, to Joe, on LoveSac: Hey, precious…why don’t you move over a bit and let’s snuggle?

Joe: Let’s do!

(he moves over, we cuddle for .02 seconds)

(enter Josie, leaping with a MRAAAAAAAA onto Joe’s chest)

Joe: Well hi there, girly.

(he is a good human; he pets Josie)

Josie: Purrrrrrrrrrr

(I am forced to adjust so Joe’s arms are free to pet the kitty)

Me: Um…this is kind of…um…uncomfortable.

Josie: Purrrrrrrrrrr, purrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrr

(I teeter on the edge of the LoveSac; Josie is sprawling)

Me: Um…honey…babe…do you think you could…


Joe: Huh? What? Did you say something?

Me: I said, do you thi….


Joe, to Josie: Oh, what a good sweet little kitten…such a good, pwetty widdle kitty…

(kissy noises)

Me: Ah…well. I guess I’ll…I’m going to…go sit on the couch?

Josie: Purrrrrrrr. heh-heh. Purrrr.

And scene.

True story.



  1. Sry for writing OFF TOPIC but which WP template are you using? Looks cool.

    Comment by dultStalsuect — December 12, 2009 @ 2:27 pm

    • It’s Andreas09 – with changeable color palette. Whoa!

      Comment by Cate — January 7, 2010 @ 8:23 pm

  2. […] on January 6, 2010 Now, look, I think it’s great that Joe and Josie get along so well. But their love affair is getting ridiculous! Hello my little succulent morsel… Purrrrr purrrrrrrrrrrr I love you […]

    Pingback by In which I am cast aside for a feline. Again. « The Amazing Adventures of Josie and Seb — January 6, 2010 @ 5:15 pm

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